‘Tis the season to be jolly. Yes jolly. With Christmas less than a week away, but most of us still tethered to our desks for a few more days, we want to spread a little joy, mirth and happiness to the world. So we’re bringing Christmas cracker jokes to the masses. Yes, Christmas cracker jokes.

We know that the world at large doesn’t necessarily get to enjoy the brilliance of pulling a cardboard tube until it breaks apart every December as we Brits do, and we want to change that in our small way.

On Tuesday December 21st, we have secured four of the world’s foremost Christmas cracker joke writers* and have convinced them to spend the day in our basement*. During that time they will be responding to your tweets, messages and exclamations by producing – as if by magic (but it’s actually sheer skill) – personalised cracker jokes. For you, for your colleagues, for your mum or for your dog. They won’t mind, they’re really not fussy.

You’ll be able to get stuck in by visiting our special page for the occasion at 1000heads.com/christmascracker, but you’ll have to wait until Tuesday for anything more than a teaser

Keep an eye on our Twitter stream for more info as ever.

*these points may not be true